Are You Having A Bad Day?

A friend sent these to me in an e-mail....I thought I'd share...

....in case you are having a bad day!

In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died in the same bed,

on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am, regardless of their medical condition.

This puzzled the doctors. No one could solve the mystery as to why the

deaths occurred always on the same day, same bed and around the same

time. A worldwide team of experts assembled to investigate

cause of the incidents.
The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 all of the doctors,

nurses & experts nervously waited outside the ward to see for

themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Just when the

clock struck 11:00, Mr. Johnson, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered

the ward and unplugged the life support system so he could

use the vacuum cleaner.

Still Having a bad day?

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking

frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running

from his waist towards the electric outlet. Intending to jolt him

away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handle

from the broom, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment,

he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

How about now? Still having a bad day???

An Iraqi terrorist didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.It came back

with 'Return to Sender' stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he

opened it and was blown to bits.

There now, Feeling Better?

Just goes to show you things could always be worse....

So, put on a smile and enjoy the rest of your day with an

attitude of gratitude!