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Monday, January 12, 2009

You Might Be A Red Neck If...

Being born & raised in Kentucky and now living in
Tennessee you can take me at my word when I say I have
heard my fair share of red neck jokes.

From my husband telling everyone that he bought me
my first pair of shoes (which he didn't) to a family friend
constantly singing, "She was bred in Ole' Kentucky, but she's
just a crumb..." You know the rest.

If I ever found myself in a real jam,
I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up
instead of them there city slickers any day. ;o}
That's a little Kentucky slang for ya!

I ran across this today and thought it would make even a
Yankee proud to be called a red neck!

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to
be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing
the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say
'Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if: You bow
your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand
over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if:You still get a lump in your
throat when someone sings "God Bless America".

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces
& veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never
burned an American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

Makes you proud to be called a red neck doesn't it?

Put a smile on...
...it makes those around you smile too!

3 comments:

Susan said...

Well, I came from Alabama with a banjo on my knee! Thanks for your ministry to others. You're a blessing.

Unknown said...

Tracy--

You won the Sweet Pea Cakes gift certificate from 5 Minutes for Giveaways.

We emailed you last week.

Please send me your name and address, from that email if you have it, or reply to this.

Kristy... said...

I did get your last email and I emailed you back.. ha ha, its really funny that EVERY time I email you the funny story about why I had put your address on both the return address and sender for your hugs and kisses it doesnt go through, I guess it isnt meant for you to hear that funny story :P
But, no I didnt get the fabric choices BUT, I did see the one after that asked if I seen it, and I answered it.. Oh, and I even told you names and such cause you asked.. SO WEIRD how we are having issues with email :(